Kiss Me, I'm A Vegetarian?

OK, what's with all the veagans and vegetarians for goodness sakes? Most of them aren't even doing it for the animals! If you're going to give up meat you need a reason. What's most people's reason?

a. Because when they see antlers they see Bambi.
b. Because they don't want to eat pink cuddly pigs.
c. Because it sounds cool to say, "yeah, I'm a vaegan. I eat tofu." (Yum.)

Are any of those really good reasons, not really.
The truth is that our World is unfortunately filled with people labeled 'posers.' I'm sure you've heard the word before (or maybe even met one of th clan memebers?), but that's life for you. Just when you think you brillisntly come up with something completely AMAZING...someone else steals it and claims it as there own. Major bummer.
See, the clique of posers is filled with people that are too lazy to come up with stuff themselves so they steal everyone elses creative and original ideas and claim to have come up with them by pure inspiration. (Or maybe even from the heart if their in the mood for corny!) Usually posers result to this criminal act because they were born with a brain of complete mush. Their totally uninspired and compulsive liars who think they can carry it off. Too bad they can't. Why don't they just be themself and do their own thing? Why can't they leave us alone? I guess no one knows except posers themselves. Listen, the worst thing you can do is steal someone elses 'thing' and make it famous.
It's not hard to be you, the real you. Not some crummy second-helper.
Inspiration is everywhere in everything! Be yourself, everyone will love you for you. Say what you think because the ones who mind don't matter and the ones that matter don't mind at all!

Sincerely,
~Indigo

P.S. I know that this post was maybe on the harsh side for all the posers out there, but, I am actually a former poser class A (yes, there are classes, I aced in all mine). So I can get away with this because I know and I'm trying to help everyone else out there with poser syndrome. TRust me, it's not one of those sick cases that you get that actually allow you to skip school. You know, the kind where you're too sick to go to school, but not too sick to watch TV. (Thank goodness!)
If I offeneded you in any way, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to help. Honestly.

P.S. How on earth did I get from vaegans to posers? I am so weird!

Going 'Green'

The eight easy steps to going green:

1. Don't use diapers, that makes ladfields. Have you ever smelled a landfield? It is not pretty!


2. Stop taking 15 minute showers and reform to the luxury of 3 minute cold showers. By using cold water you are saving the hot water for other people. Also you are using 5 times less of the amount of water you were using when you took 15 minute showers regularly. Sure you might not get all the conditioner washed out or have time to soap but who cares? We can all smell bad together while we save the environment!


3. PLEASE do not chuck diapers, ciggies, empty or full beer bottles, used women's personal hygiene, etc. out of your car or truck window when you are driving. Drunk or smoke inhaling plants and animals are NOT happy animals and plants.


4. If you want to save the World do not stick your already chewed gum on other people's cars, the bottom of desks, pavement, etc. Do you know how many 100 dollar shoes are ruined a day because they step in your sticky mess? Also many numbers of animals can become stuck in chewed gum. And we need all the animals we can get.


5. Go vegetarian! Not only do you lose a LOT of weight and begin to understand and appreciate a good salad you save over a thousand chickens, twenty-three lambs, eighteen pigs, and four cows (that's how much meat an average person consumes in their lifetime). Thinks of the lives you would be saving! Also as a bonus the more animals there are that means the more fertilizer there is for the plants.


6. Put pebbles in your toilet. I don't know why you should do this and what it helps but I know it helps SOMETHING! So do it, even though it sounds really weird.


7. Only flush once! That's right, only flush your toilet once a day. The average person uses the bathroom 8 to 9 times a day. That's 40 to 45 gallons of water wasted! Think of all the water you will be saving by putting up with the stink and only flushing at the end of the day. Yeah it's gross, but your saving water so that your great great great grandkids will have potty water.


8. Ditch the car, motorcycle, moped, truck, bus, or whatever kind of vehicle you own (unless it's one of those new SUV's). Gas is NOT good for the air thus not good for the environment, plants, water, animals, people, etc. Walk whenever you can, ride your bike, or carpool. There's so many options out there. Pick one and stick with it while we save the WORLD together!

I hope my environment friendly list helps you. Maybe if we're in it together we can make a difference! Now wouldn't that be cool?

Sincerely,
~Indigo